Send for the coppers.
While it’s dog days on the hustings.
And the soft shell of southerners.
Though some strayed from the self-serve option.
And a reality check on the silver screen.
While pesky possums run for the hills.
Baking off the grid.
But,wait,there are other serials in sight
Leaving listeners in a radio daze.
While the Beeb is left to carry the can.