Should I tell the braless friend of a friend that her breasts wobble?

Let her celebrate her jiggle,writes our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

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Do flyers for my church count as junk mail?

Try to spot any subtle signs that the inhabitants may not want your flyer,suggests our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

Help! The kid next door is constantly kicking a ball against our shared fence

The annoyance can break your brain – but our Modern Guru has found a solution.

  • Danny Katz

Should I have corrected my son’s teacher’s spelling?

Give them a break,writes our Modern Guru. They were exhausted,possibly inebriated – and thankfully,not relying on autocorrect.

  • Danny Katz

Some ban bananas on boats to stop bad luck,but do I have to play along?

We should respect all professions’ traditional mumbo-jumbo,writes our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

I want to talk to my neighbour’s dog. Do I have to address the human?

As a dog-owner myself,I’m fully aware that my dog is the more interesting one,writes our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz
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A woman on the train almost falls on my lap. Is it wrong to right her?

Your brain’s emergency reaction overrode all your worry hormones,writes our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

My sister finally repaid me for a loan – do I tell her she gave me $100 too much?

An ungrateful,money-hogging sister is actually a sound investment,writes our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

Should you tell someone about their long chin hairs?

It depends … Do you value the friendship? asks our Modern Guru.

  • Danny Katz

How can I avoid watching same-sex love scenes on TV?

Guess what,writes our Modern Guru. You can’t.

  • Danny Katz