As in,he’s making more personal appearances thanDame Nellie Melba’s farewell tour – which,as history records,was quite a lot.
Gillon McLachlan was farewelled at a fun bash in Prahran.Paul Jeffers
Grand final week is a gruelling one on our function circuit but when it doubles as McLachlan’s last week in the job after a nine-year stint things kick up a notch.
On Wednesday,he was in the MCG Olympic Room for the Victorian Chamber of Commerce and Industry Pitcher Partners grand final luncheon,,who was lined up to grace the grand final with his presence if Carlton made it.
By Thursday night,a glitterati of Australian sport gathered at Chapel Street icon Sophia for McLachlan’s official farewell party.
Unsurprisingly,Collingwood were to the fore. PresidentJeff Browne,his predecessorEddie McGuireand chief executive Craig Kelly,set aside big game nerves to mingle with club bosses from the other lesser 17 clubs. Ex-Hawthorn prez and ex-Victorian premJeff Kennettwas there to chew the ear off anyone who would listen. JK’s recent icy phone call with the great man over,revealed inGood Weekend magazine,not enough to get him cancelled from the guest list.
McLachlan at his last Brownlow as CEO,with executives Kylie Rogers (left),Laura Kane and incoming CEO Andrew DillonGetty Images
The renowned dealmaker invited plenty of people who have glared at him across the negotiating table over the years for his final social flex. TV execs in the room included Seven’sLewis Martin and Foxtel bossPatrick Delany,while AFL Players Association bossPaul Marsh was glowing,fresh from
Footy royalty was present,too. Former Essendon champion and turned up,along with Pies champion and former coachand
CBD did not spot former Victorian premier Daniel Andrews in the crowd. Once you are out,you are out,we guess. Sage advice for Gill.
The AFL’s answer to Prince Harry,Hamish McLachlan,emceed the event.
The theme of Gill’s farewell speech was We Are Family. McLachlan made a point of sticking up for.
Robbie Williams with Delta Goodrem at last year’s grand final.Scott Barbour
In return Goyder,commercial bossKylie Rogers,Travis Auld (who missed out on succeeding McLachlan and) and AFL spinner-in-chiefBrian Walsh all paid fulsome tribute. As did incoming chiefAndrew Dillon,known to all by the unflattering moniker of “Dills”.
The execs gently roasted their outgoing overlord for his obsessive use of PCR and RAT tests and patrolling of the pool deck to enforce social distancing in the Gold Coast hub during the 2020 COVID season,and for his love of a celebrity encounter.
Surplus to his WhatsApping with Williams,the room heard how Gill had danced withDelta Goodremand in 2019 popped up alongside Hollywood starsMatt Damon andChris Hemsworth at a Western Bulldogs game.
McLachlan was lauded for his care for his staff and for steering football through the pandemic. “Footy will find a way,” was McLachlan’s mantra.
McLachlan officially embraces his new life as a has-been on Monday at 5pm. Before then is the AFL grand final luncheon,and then he’ll take his seat among more than 100,000 of his nearest and dearest gathered at the MCG in time for the first bounce on Saturday.