Someone whinging about their marital and sexual issues in full-volume,XXX-rated audio can be a lively way to pass the time,says our Modern Guru.
Multitasking is an ingenious way of extending our limited brushing time,advises our Modern Guru.
As it can turn a neighbour mildly psychopathic when kids regularly climb over a fence to get their ball,our Modern Guru suggests polite gestures are in order.
Clearly,this person is not familiar with the one simple rule of commenting on strangers’ babies,notes our Modern Guru.
You cannot defeat a competitive one-upmanshipper,advises our Modern Guru. But if you’re faced with one,there’s a tactic you can use.
See it as part of the role reversal that sees your parent doing all the things they told you not to do as a child,advises our Modern Guru.
The combination of music and footy must result in the greatest of all human achievements – namely,the AFL club team song,advises our Modern Guru.
In our ear-budded,double-screened,tech-distracted lives,sometimes we need to focus on just one thing,says our Modern Guru.
Modern Guru hears your concern:most of us can,occasionally,be struck down with a chronic bout of the Just-In-Cases.
If you can’t lower the Hills-Hoist to hide your laundry,our Modern Guru has an alternative suggestion.