My workmate buys skim milk for the office. Can I ask for full cream?
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My workmate buys skim milk for the office. Can I ask for full cream?

Our Modern Guru suggests a spot of DIY is in order.

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Bidding against my friend at an auction – what’s the worst that could happen?
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Bidding against my friend at an auction – what’s the worst that could happen?

House auctions are terrifying enough – now,let’s play out the scenarios,writes our Modern Guru.

  • byDanny Katz
My granddaughter pretends she’s running late for work. Should I worry?
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My granddaughter pretends she’s running late for work. Should I worry?

Copying parental behaviour is usually just child’s play,writes our Modern Guru. Unless ...

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A reality TV fan hijacked my chat about arthouse film. How to stick to the program?
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A reality TV fan hijacked my chat about arthouse film. How to stick to the program?

Our Modern Guru says high- and low-brow conversation topics can coexist – it’s just like washing down Twisties with a quality shiraz.

  • byDanny Katz
Modern Guru:Why do people keep telling me to get an e-bike?
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Modern Guru:Why do people keep telling me to get an e-bike?

They represent progress,writes our Modern Guru,so live and let live.

  • byDanny Katz
My neighbour called me the wrong name and I like it
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My neighbour called me the wrong name and I like it

It’s fun to pretend to be someone else,writes our Modern Guru.

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Pro or anti-aircon:Who gets to control a car’s climate?
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Pro or anti-aircon:Who gets to control a car’s climate?

Our Modern Guru thinks that humans have become weather wimps.

  • byDanny Katz
Is my kitchen rendition of Kung Fu Fighting any chop?
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Is my kitchen rendition of Kung Fu Fighting any chop?

It’s hard not to imitate singers we love,writes our Modern Guru.

  • byDanny Katz
Beach cabanas make you seethe? Here to help
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Beach cabanas make you seethe? Here to help

Our Modern Guru is right with you about those “massive monstrosities”.

  • byDanny Katz
I’m with my wife all holiday,so why does my Fitbit clock 2000 more steps than hers?

I’m with my wife all holiday,so why does my Fitbit clock 2000 more steps than hers?

Our Modern Guru tackles a conjugal Fitbit drama.

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Serves him right – or wrong? Getting to grips with chopstick etiquette
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Serves him right – or wrong? Getting to grips with chopstick etiquette

They’re less culinary utensil than loaded sniper rifles,writes our Modern Guru.

  • byDanny Katz