Our Modern Guru consulted his wife,a kettle-boiling enthusiast,for tips.
Try pouring oil on troubled waters,suggests our Modern Guru.
Maybe your wife doesn’t want to face any lewd comments,writes our Modern Guru.
You foolishly revealed their identity,says Our Modern Guru. Now let the bidding war commence.
People should warn you they’re on hands-free,writes our Modern Guru,but don’t count on it.
Probably not,writes our Modern Guru,unless you have an ulterior motive.
The urge for a sentimental keepsake is natural,writes our Modern Guru – even the occasional toe.
Cleavers are out,says our Modern Guru,so how about fish sauce and tabasco? Plastic owls?
Books are hard to write when you can’t focus long,explains Danny Katz.
Our Modern Guru suggests tactics of varying cruelty to enable a reader to enjoy his croissant before it goes cold.
Tie Me Kangaroo Down,Sport is a catchy song,says our Modern Guru,but check for an extra leg.