Should I be tea’d off about selfish kettle fillers?
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Should I be tea’d off about selfish kettle fillers?

Our Modern Guru consulted his wife,a kettle-boiling enthusiast,for tips.

  • byDanny Katz

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With my Bible-bashing friends,do I turn the other cheek?
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With my Bible-bashing friends,do I turn the other cheek?

Try pouring oil on troubled waters,suggests our Modern Guru.

  • byDanny Katz
This screwy tool’s name is bringing our marriage to a head
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This screwy tool’s name is bringing our marriage to a head

Maybe your wife doesn’t want to face any lewd comments,writes our Modern Guru.

  • byDanny Katz
My friend stole my babysitter! How do I get them back?
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My friend stole my babysitter! How do I get them back?

You foolishly revealed their identity,says Our Modern Guru. Now let the bidding war commence.

  • byDanny Katz
My mate puts me on speakerphone – it drives me insane. Can I tell him?
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My mate puts me on speakerphone – it drives me insane. Can I tell him?

People should warn you they’re on hands-free,writes our Modern Guru,but don’t count on it.

  • byDanny Katz
Can I ask people I know if they have sexy dreams about me?
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Can I ask people I know if they have sexy dreams about me?

Probably not,writes our Modern Guru,unless you have an ulterior motive.

  • byDanny Katz
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Harvesting moss from a bushland burial:Sweet idea or true crime scene?
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Harvesting moss from a bushland burial:Sweet idea or true crime scene?

The urge for a sentimental keepsake is natural,writes our Modern Guru – even the occasional toe.

  • byDanny Katz
How can I stop possums from raiding the parsley?
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How can I stop possums from raiding the parsley?

Cleavers are out,says our Modern Guru,so how about fish sauce and tabasco? Plastic owls?

  • byDanny Katz
Modern Guru’s advice for an aspiring novelist with a tiny attention span
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Modern Guru’s advice for an aspiring novelist with a tiny attention span

Books are hard to write when you can’t focus long,explains Danny Katz.

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Feeling the heat:Tips for deterring a chatty cafe regular
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Feeling the heat:Tips for deterring a chatty cafe regular

Our Modern Guru suggests tactics of varying cruelty to enable a reader to enjoy his croissant before it goes cold.

  • byDanny Katz
Should a Rolf Harris ringtone disqualify a job applicant?
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Should a Rolf Harris ringtone disqualify a job applicant?

Tie Me Kangaroo Down,Sport is a catchy song,says our Modern Guru,but check for an extra leg.

  • byDanny Katz