Who needs salt-rimmed drinks and $8 oysters when having fun is free?
Anthony Albanese and Scott Morrison are almost head to head in the opinion polls,but Albanese is rapidly outpacing the PM with people on one of our most popular apps.
We formed a funny little connection. I posted about him weekly for upwards of a half decade in an effort to become his wife.
The longer this farce drags on,the more closely it resembles a grand slam. If this back and forth was a tennis match,all parties would be competing for the same prize:the glory of saying,“I was right”.