Some hopeful horse breeder had used a refrigerated canister to import the makings of a thoroughly good thoroughbred,but the canister had broken.
I had hoped you’d notice. The stage was set. But you missed it.
Research shows that many people break their resolutions before their New Year’s Eve party hangovers have abated. Not me.
I’m constantly correcting my children’s grammar,and they constantly don’t give a toss. I’m delighted their school will now be backing me up.
How long before the bottle or glasses we are drinking from carry a health warning?
As a kid I was taught that money can’t buy happiness. Then I became an adult and realised it sure as hell helps.
Most of the science disagrees with me. Some of it supports the approach. I prefer to rely on the 10 years I spent in Italy,when I never drank less and never learnt more about alcohol’s role in a healthy life.
If dedicating a day to pirate-speak sounds silly,a quick peek through your eye patch at www.daysoftheyear.com makes it appear positively highbrow in comparison with some of the other weird celebrations,
Far too often,the humble suitcase believes we’ve let it rip too soon and prefers to continue social distancing –at least from its owner.
The flowers and chocolate you’re planning for this Sunday are grossly inadequate. Do better,people.
These days we celebrate Mum’s birthday on November 15. What’s a few days,or possibly months either side,when it’s a miracle she’s alive at all?