If I were a man,I could lick an ice-cream without every guy in the vicinity imagining me naked.
“First off,for fellas,no flossing in bed,toenail clipping,belching or passing wind. Ever.”
Stop torturing yourself with regrets. It’s done and dusted,and you’ll never get the chance to put it right.
I was meant to take Bill under my wing in London,but he simply took flight.
Let me set the scene for you. Mick Jagger’s London home last year. Me,gyrating with the swivel-hipped dance demon himself.
Don’t head to the continent without reading this advice first.
Has my visage really deteriorated to such a degree? I may still be young at heart … but I’m clearly slightly older in all the other places.
“Telling your dad you love him is the best gift you can give.”
Socialising lowers blood pressure,while bonding with others boosts the release of endorphins.
Could there be anything less fun than hurtling through thin air held up by a bit of dental floss?
I must say,I’m coming around to cricket. My dear friend Stephen Fry is this year’s MCC president and kindly asked me to his presidential box at Lord’s.