In sausage we trust? Not me.
Too many keys means too many locks. And I’ve had it up to here with locks.
I’m not usually one for patriotism,but preferring Shepards over Hass is basically a civic duty.
It was nominated for worst picture at the Razzies and now has a 27 per cent score on Rotten Tomatoes,but this is the people’s horror movie.
Using space as a stunt to recover from a failed album is just another nail in the coffin of the great black void’s reputation.
All hail the buddy comedy,cinema’s most reliable comfort.
When a dessert needs to work as hard as cake does to get attention,it’s not worth the sugar spike.
So quick,so inclusive,so clean.
The Oscars red carpet is officially broken,and one specific star’s to blame.
This is a cautionary tale of Aussie nickname horror.