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Has necrology hit a dead end?

Or was the reaper just resting up?

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An excellent Keast extract

Remembering a dark matter on the home front.

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Barry and Barrie bear their badges

But don’t pin it on them.

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Providing the providers with support

And that moment when you realise your shoe polish will outlive you.

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You talkin’ to Kiwi?

Buff on this!

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Ditching the rivalry

For trans-Tasman goodwill.

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Updated product lacks polish

We didn’t even know the kiwi was threatened.

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Rupe’s a shoe-in for best-dressed

While The Donald goes ga-ga 68 years too late.

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Kitchen counterfeiters overstay their welcome

Time to quit mocking about.

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Enough with the hot cross puns

It might be time to shelve them.