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Memories amplified

And a reality check on the silver screen.

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Handy horses use their loaf

While pesky possums run for the hills.

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When getting cross comes to nought

Baking off the grid.

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Blue Hills is still here,now nearly as long as its original run

But,wait,there are other serials in sight

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The hills were alive with the sound of negligence

Leaving listeners in a radio daze.

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Holiday closure,in black and white

While the Beeb is left to carry the can.

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When bobbies were pith-perfect

And New England foxes were left seeing red.

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A more gratifying senior moment

After all,discounts are wasted on the young.

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Candidates are digging a hole for themselves

At least the Grayndler gang are good for the garden.

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Is this election a mug’s game?

Because the prospects of one poster boy are going south.