"Some S'more guests seem more interested in photographing their food than eating it."Edwina Pickles14.5/20
Contemporary$$$$
Friends,we need to talk about caviar"bumps". For the past two years,more and more restaurants have been charging a princely sum to eat tiny fish eggs off your hand followed by a shot of vodka. It's the biggest waste of money since bottled water.
Russians have been hoovering caviar off their knuckles for centuries. Cured roe contains a high amount of fat and fat tastes best when it's warmed to body temperature. But you will never see a Russian drinking vodka straight after a hit of sturgeon. Spirit first always,so the alcohol cleanses your mouth to allow caviar's nutty complexity to shine.
Like too many Sydney waitstaff,however,S'more owner-chef Sam Young recommends customers immediately chase their caviar with vodka at his new Castlecrag restaurant. It's $40 for the flavour-killing sucker punch and my hackles are up."Please,dear god,don't let this be another joint encouraging conspicuous consumption for social-media content,"I think,while sipping a negroni made with truffle-infused gin ($25). Ah,bugger. It is.
Go-to dish:Roast chicken with parsnip puree and black pepper gravy.Edwina PicklesWedged between a real estate agency and beauty parlour,S'more bills itself as a neighbourhood bistro and it certainly looks the part:napkins are blue linen,the furniture is modest,and the lighting low and warm. However,unlike any other local bistro,you can also order a rib-eye from Gina Rinehart's cattle herd for $280.
The menu reads like Hannibal Lecter's last-meal wish list,minus the body parts. There are oysters,truffles,wagyu,live lobsters and $200 tins of Siberian caviar with condiments. A short wine list has plenty of solid options for about $14 a glass,but there's also a 2001 Chateau Pavie for any Bordeaux buffs willing to drop $2950.
Indulgence has become something of a trademark for Young,or"Big Sam"as he's better known on social media. The former head chef of Potts Point's Lotus navigated the pandemic with aplomb by hosting private dinners built on eye-wateringly expensive produce;his Instagram account is a wall of luxury seafood. S'more is his first solo restaurant and a collaboration with long-time partner and talented chef Grace Chen.
We need a law to impose a lifetime restaurant ban on any diner using a camera flash inside one.
The lightest thing is a raw scallop ($9) jacked up with Korean chilli. Pitch-perfect steamed coral trout ($48) bathed in tomato dashi places second in the healthy-eating stakes,while coconut sorbet ($9) brings up the rear. But mostly we're in big,buttery,heart-pounding territory flavoured by ferocious amounts of umami and Cantonese inspiration.
Fluffy,deep-fried potato cakes ($7 each) are filled with molten duck-egg yolk and I notice some customers topping these with caviar,too. I notice because they're using a flash to photograph their food,and themselves,every five minutes. I'll say it again:we need a law to impose a lifetime restaurant ban on any diner using a camera flash inside one.
The best thing we eat is also the best value:gloriously juicy roast chicken ($58),brined,glazed and twice-cooked for crisp,burnished skin that's almost sharp enough to shave with. It's sliced over parsnip puree and a deeply savoury pepper gravy with enough body to be a meal in itself.
Peak truffle:Linguine with truffled fried egg,truffle butter sauce and shaved truffle.Edwina PicklesPleasingly crisp-bottomed claypot fried rice ($28) is loaded with Chinese lap cheong sausage,while a $58 linguine approaches PT (peak truffle) with a truffled fried egg,truffle butter sauce and a generous table-side shaving of fresh black Perigord. It's obscenely rich and velvety and very much designed to share.
A couple could leave happy and full by only ordering the chook and the rice,but I can also vouch for the cheaper steak,a dry-aged sirloin that's all gnarly charred edges and direct flavour. (NB:it still costs $78 for 450 grams.)
You probably shouldn't miss dessert either,especially a pudding that walks the line between panna cotta and creme caramel ($12),while humming with coffee and tea in a nod to the milky yuen yeung drink native to Hong Kong cafes. It's a signature creation from Chen,who helms the kitchen while Young chats with customers and pours post-meal whiskies.
Scallop crudo with green juice and Korean chilli.Edwina PicklesIt's easy to be cynical about prices here,particularly when a plum margarita is $22 and unbalanced,and a leaf salad ($12) is overdressed. But I don't get the sense that S'more is a cash grab either,unlike the rash of CBD restaurants with luxury-forward menus.
Indeed,some guests seem more interested in photographing their food than eating it,but Chen and Young are genuinely passionate about great produce and showing customers a fun time. Serve the vodka before the caviar and that's a template for my last meal,too.
Vibe:Splashy produce party in the suburbs
Go-to dish: Roasted chicken,parsnip and black pepper sauce
Drinks:Considered French and Australian wines across all price points,house cocktails and a fancy spirits cart
Cost:About $150 for two,excluding drinks
This review was originally published in Good Weekend magazine