I don’t want to over-sell the guy;he still has an utterly appalling grasp on grammar,and he sometimes says “contempt” when he means “content”. But I kind of love that he asks to run important email drafts past me before sending them to his clients. I don’t want my single girlfriends to be told it’s not okay to be with a whole person,replete with flaws and flags coloured red,green and beige.

When I told my husband I was writing an article about why I probably shouldn’t have married him,he simply said,“Hah,cool.” Grammar aside,the man’s a walking green flag.

Hannah Vanderheide is a freelance health writer and actor based in Victoria.